CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my daily dose of brew like a human needs oxygen. Seriously, the idea of starting my day without it makes me stress. Decaf doesn't concern much, as long as that robust flavor hits my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my being. I am a creature of read more habit, and that tradition is my coffee. Fuel